So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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