I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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