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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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