you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
