Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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