We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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