Three words: puerto rican gang bang
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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