im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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