Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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