so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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