do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
