remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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