IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
How's work?
Spinning.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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