I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I'm like, not good at living.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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