Non-Jews are for practice
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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