Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
How does it feel to date your dad?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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