my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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