I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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