it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
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