you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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