two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't deserve a penis
Just pee around me
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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