I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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