I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
