Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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