Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
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Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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