My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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