This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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