really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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