U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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