I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
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Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
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I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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