but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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