Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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