Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Randomize