Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
