Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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