he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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