After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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