You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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