You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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