I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
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He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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