hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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