I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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