Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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