O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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