Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
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