Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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