grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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