I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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