so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
This baby is an asshole
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
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