Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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