Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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