do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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