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it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
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